Should I Be Worried?

So, bored at work, i found a website to keep me amused. It's the Maryland Judiciary Public Case Records. It allows you to search by name, anyone's public record. (Read as, all the shit they've gone to court for.) Of the 39 employees in my branch, I've got 11 records of second degree assault, 2 counts of first-degree assault, 9 records of domestic violence, 4 counts of possession NOT marijuana, 2 records of possession of marijuana, 1 "misuse of telephone: repeat calls", 2 active restraining orders, 3 counts of theft, 2 counts of property destruction, 1 count of having a handgun in a vehicle, 1 record of having handgun on person, and even 1 "animal running at large," whatever the fuck that means. And i didnt even count about 10 other employees because their names are so common that i couldnt distinguish their records from someone else's. I think I'm going to bring Mace to work tomorrow. And maybe a small knife.