Why LO's Are Dumb, part II

So I log in to my computer this morning when i get to work. Before i even get a chance to clock in, i get an IM from #1 most annoying LO. I ignore it for a few minutes cuz what the fuck i aint talkin to Annoying at 815am. Then when i do answer him, i'm direct and concise. I havent even finished my morning coffee yet, i aint makin small talk with Douche Bag.
Then i get this:

Jason says:
Someone have a case of the Wednesdaaaaaays?

Jason says:
Lol


Um exCUSE me? Suck a nut, Jason. Suck a nut.