Why LO's Are Dumb, part IIA

SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY??
My good buddy LO Will buys me flowers, writes me thank you cards, and gets my car detailed. Smart LO Marc gives me chocolate-dipped Godiva strawberries.
And stupid ol' Jason emails me this:

From Jason at 9:42AM:
do you ever answer your phone? lol

From Amalia at 9:45AM:
not when i'm on the other line

From Jason at 10:11AM:
geez must be the impending trip to Cali that is causing the meltdown lol

From Amalia at 10:15AM:
i'll pretend you didnt say that.