What a Day

I've kissed so much ass today that my mouth tastes funny.

It's an interesting thing, kissing ass. You feel sick while you're doing but also slightly empowered. You know that while you're flirting and giggling and promising all sorts of things that you know no sane person will ever do, you are going to convince someone to do something for you.

I got so much done today, all with a little "hee-hee omg really you're from where?"