Random Insanities on a Monday Morning

Disclaimer: I NEVER claimed to be nice. I take pride in being an ass.

Monday, October 23, 2006

The Bull

in the background, i hear a voicemail that Megan is listening to:
"Hi Megan, this is Jessica from Bank of America, I'm calling about blah blah blah blah regarding loan blah blah blah."
Megan clicks the phone off.
Megan: Um... Amalia? I slept with her husband.

later that day:
Boss walks into the office. I shamelessly flirt with him. He leaves.
Me: do you think he knows that i have dirty fantasies about him?
Megan: youre a dirty girl.
Me: me??!? you fucked Bank of America's husband!!!

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