Dunkin' Doshmucks

So this morning the douche bag at Dunkin Donuts actually felt 5 bagels (fine, through the little plastic paper) before he gave me the most stale one. He literally picked up 5 different bagels, squeezed each one, and then settled on the stalest mother fucker in the back of the bin. What the fuck? I was too tired to care. But i did include a pic for you.